Spare Change?

YOU DON'T KNOW MY STORY

Don't even think about trying to figure me out. That would be your first mistake. 

To Understand me is to understand I am my own. 

Don't question my motives, don't doubt my moves, because I'm smooth, baby. 

Just sit there... Which is what you're good at. Watching... (Beat. Beat) Watch me work. 

Just watch me... That's what you're good at doing. You see me. I see you seeing me seeing you. Trying not to let me notice. But yeah I saw you glace. I saw. I see...

Don't interrupt me! I let you talk now you listen to me. Can't you see I'm busy? 

Don't touch my stuff! Don't... Touch... Don't, please just don't touch my stuff.

AA-ZEE-BEH-COOL-LA-AL! GOD! 

OH God, hear my cry! Ye! I am walking in the shadowy depths of deaths valley, and I fear evil. 

No comfort from a rod nor a staff. (He cries somberly) Yes, Lord. Thank you, Lord.

(He Shimmies) 

It's a blessing to be alive. 

YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY PRAISE. 

Hey excuse me, young lady, can you spare...Have a blessed day. 

(He tips his hats and hums away)